Reflect on Your Tech Struggles with the Software Psychic
I help neurodivergent creatives and small business owners understand the patterns they keep repeating — so they don't make it a third time.
These aren't troubleshooting sessions. They're reflection sessions.
We examine your last tech hurdle and figure out what it's revealing: about what you've internalized from productivity culture, about what your brain actually needs, about the assumptions hiding in your workflow that you're too close to see alone.
Through tarot-guided insight and deep technical expertise, I help you find the clarity that quick fixes never actually deliver.
The Sessions
20-Minute Software Psychic Session — $30
Quick reflection and resource discovery.
$30
We start and end with a tarot pull. In between, we look at one specific tech struggle — not to fix it, but to understand what it's revealing. I'll point you toward resources and approaches you may not have heard of. You'll leave with one clear next step and a follow-up email with everything we covered.
- Tarot pull at start and end
- Focused reflection on a specific tech struggle
- Pattern recognition: what this is revealing about what you've internalized
- Resources and tools tailored to your brain — not the mainstream defaults
- One clear next step
- Follow-up email with resources
This session is right for you if: You're trying to understand a specific friction point; you want a second perspective on something that feels off; you're new here and want to get a feel for the work before going deeper; you've just discovered something about your brain and you're looking back at old tech patterns with new eyes; you want resources — real ones, not the same five apps everyone recommends.
Book the 20-Minute Session — $3060-Minute Software Psychic Session — $60
Deep pattern work. Includes an optional 20-minute follow-up consultation within 30 days.
$60
This is the deep dive. We start and end with a tarot pull and spend the time in between going beneath the surface — not just the most recent struggle, but the pattern underneath it. What keeps recurring. What you keep trying that doesn't stick. What productivity culture has convinced you is a personal failure. You'll leave with a framework for understanding your own tech patterns, resources tailored to how your brain actually works, and the option to book a 20-minute follow-up consultation within 30 days if you want to check in on what's landing.
- Tarot pull at start and end
- Deep reflection on recurring patterns
- Examination of what you've internalized from ableist, productivity-obsessed tech culture
- Neurodivergent-friendly alternatives to tools and approaches that aren't working
- A framework for making better tech decisions going forward
- Implementation roadmap built around your brain, not a generic system
- Optional 20-minute follow-up consultation within 30 days
This session is right for you if: You keep hitting the same walls and you're ready to understand why; you want to map patterns across multiple struggles, not just solve one; you're building systems — for your business, your creative practice, your life — and they keep breaking; you're ready to stop repeating the same patterns and understand what's underneath them; you want the deeper work, not just a next step.
Book the 60-Minute Session — $60Async Project & Web Presence Reading — $30
A 20-minute tarot-guided reading for your project, website, or online presence — delivered as a private video, on your schedule.
$30
This is asynchronous, meaning we don't meet live. You provide context through the intake form, I record your personalized reading with a tarot pull at start and end, and you receive a private video delivered to your inbox by your chosen deadline. Watch it once. Watch it five times. Share it with no one. It's yours.
- Tarot-guided reflection on your project or web presence
- Insight into what's working with your brain versus against it
- Pattern recognition: what your current setup is revealing
- Suggestions for resources or approaches you may not have considered
- Clarity on next steps
How it works: 1) Choose your delivery deadline. 2) Fill out the intake form — the more context you give, the deeper the reading. 3) Receive your private video by your chosen time. Important: This is not a live meeting — you're booking a delivery deadline, not a meeting slot. Non-refundable once booked. You'll receive a confirmation request — please verify via email to ensure delivery.
Book the Async Reading — $30What Makes This Different
Most tech help assumes you're neurotypical, able-bodied, and running on a linear schedule. It assumes the goal is to be more productive, more efficient, more optimized — on someone else's terms.
That's not what this is.
I've been the person trying to figure out a new diagnosis while also being a new engineer with no manager, no roadmap, and a body that was already at its limit. I know what it's like to look for resources and find nothing designed for a brain like yours. I know what it feels like when the productivity advice makes you feel worse, not better, and you're not sure if that's a character flaw or a sign that the advice was never built for you.
It was never built for you.
This work is built for you.
You're already capable. You're already working on it. You just need someone who can:
- See the patterns you're too close to notice
- Point you toward resources that match your actual brain — not the brain productivity culture designed its tools for
- Validate that the friction you're feeling is real, and there are different ways forward
- Help you build understanding that sticks, so you don't keep making it a third time
Who These Sessions Aren't For
- People looking for emergency tech rescue
- Anyone who wants me to "just fix it" without understanding why it broke
- People who aren't interested in reflection or pattern recognition
- Anyone expecting quick fixes without the deeper work
Session Features (All Sessions)
- Tarot pull at start and end — every time
- Judgment-free, affirming space (LGBTQIA+ & SW affirming)
- Resources and tools you may not have heard of — the hidden gems, not the defaults
- Pattern recognition over quick fixes
- Built around your brain, not a productivity standard
Ready?
Choose the session that fits where you are right now.
Not sure which one? Start with the 20-minute session. It's a real session, not a sample — and it'll give you a clear sense of whether the deeper work is right for you.